Stardew Valley-Like Final Fantasy Sim Reveals Horny Produce

  • Whatsapp
Stardew Valley-Like Final Fantasy Sim Reveals Horny Produce

Harvestella is only a few months away and Square Enix is finally starting to dish a little more on its social farming sim. While the core loop will focus as much on job-based combat and character relationships as anything else, raising fruit and vegetables will also play an important role. Thankfully, Square confirmed players will get to harvest some of the hornier produce out there.

There is no shortage of normie real-world plants to incorporate into a JRPG take on Stardew Valley. Apples, oranges, and grapes immediately come to mind. Cabbage, carrots, and potatoes as well. But developer Live Wire didn’t reveal any of those in Square Enix’s latest blog post about the game. Instead, it led with peaches and cucumbers:

Read More

“Spring crops include the Nemean Tomato, the Strawbuddy, and the… mouth-watering Cucumble and Wisty Peach,” the blog post reads. Uh-huh. Look, you can admit that the cucumber looks like a green eggplant, and that it and the peach are the de facto emoji for thirsting, or you can blame my imagination.

Read Full Story

Related posts

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published.